Penguin Joke

What is black and white and red all over?
(answer - a penguin in a blender)

Post Joke

What's stuck in a corner and travels the world?
(answer - a stamp)

Light Bulb Joke

How many Premier League footballers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ask the manager - he arranges all the transfers.

Bin Joke

What did the old person say  to the gibberish speaking bin?
(answer - stop talking rubbish)

Panda Joke

Baby Panda: What's for breakfast?


Mummy Panda: Bamboo...


Baby Panda: What's for lunch?


Mummy Panda: Bamboo...


Baby Panda: What's for tea?


Mummy Panda: Bamboo...


Baby Panda: But we had that yesterday!


Mummy Panda: Eat your bamboo!