Swimming Worm Joke

Person1: Hey, you're not aloud to fish here!


Person2: I'm not fishing, I'm teaching my worm to swim...

The Tooth Fairy Joke

When I was little, we were so poor that the tooth fairy used to leave IOUs.

Yogurt Joke

Which suckable yogurt bags are difficult to undo?
(answer - Rubik's Frubes)

Old People Joke

At weddings old people always poke me and say "You're next" so I do the same to them at funerals. =)

Me Joke

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who
Me you idiot...ME!