Hot Water Joke

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
(answer - a hot cross bun-ny)

Teeth Joke

Person1: My Nan's teeth are like stars.


Person2: White and sparkling?


Person1: No, they come out at night.

Coca-Cola Joke

What is brown, fizzy and lives in eucalyptus trees?
(answer - Coca-Koala)

Tea Joke

How come aliens find it hard to drink tea?
(answer - flying saucers)

Aliens Joke

What did the hungry alien say when he landed on Earth?
(answer - take me to your larder)