Nothing Joke

What is more powerful than God?
More evil than the devil?
If you eat it you will die.
Poor people have it.
Rich people need it.
What is it?
(answer - nothing)

Airplane Joke

An airplane took off with 24 passengers,
It crashed,
Every single person died,
Two people survived,
How is it possible?
(answer - the two people were married)

Friday Joke

A cowboy rides into town on Friday,
He stays there for three days,
He leaves on Friday,
How did he do it?
(answer - his horse is called Friday)

Beans Joke

Beans beans good for your heart,
The more you eat the more your fart,
The more you fart the better you feel,
So lets have beans for every meal.

Father Had a Donkey Joke

Inky pinky ponky,
Father had a donkey,
The donkey died,
Father cried,
Inky pinky ponky.